Saturday, June 7, 2008


THE EPILOGUE! IS
EXCELLENT NEWS!!!
FOR HILLARY!!!!
Hooray! It's Saturday morning and Keith is on MSNBC. Unsurprisingly someone's running late. The chyron is telling me that the featured speaker hasn't left home yet.

...Running 30 minutes late.


30 minutes later update: She's "en route"!! EXCELLENT NEWS!!!

a few minutes later update:
"She's arrived"!! Also noted by MSNBC is that Mcauliffe passed by a microphone without speaking into it. Well played sir.

11:45 update:HRC takes stage.

11:50 update: She's actually shutting it down. I had my doubts.

Losing interest in speech, surfing the web update: Sully says it looks like "some kind of Vatican" there.

She actually said it update: IT'S OVER!!

Friday, June 6, 2008

MORE WHISKEY!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!



BEAR!!!
The Omerta, now broken IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

update: ensuing !!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Hooray! 0.0% on the Deathwatch widget! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!



This guy however, is not. EXCELLENCE DENIED!!!

Wednesday, June 4, 2008


FINALLY OVER!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!!! FOR THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!

Pretending to win! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

update: monsters is moving rapidly on to the bargaining stage. when's anger?

Tuesday, June 3, 2008


THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS!!! FOR EVERYONE!!!!





late update: JMM gets to the point.

later update: Mcauliffe is on The Daily Show. I think he's high? I'm quite certain he just told an imaginary Obama (as played by Jon Stewart) to "kiss my ass".
Some BEARS!! seem appropriate.



as does Roger Waters's pig...
Greatest upset ever?

9 to go at 6:00 PM central...!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!

update:The bearded one just told me it's down to 6 at 7:00PM central.

slightly later update:4 minutes later, it's down to 5.

less than 10 minutes later update:Wolf says 4. enough of the beard, I'm switching to "The Obama Network". They say 9 to go.
Effectively Over IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
What might otherwise be labeled as codependence IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
There should be a plastic bracelet I could wear, but wouldn't, to proclaim my support for sufferers of Type 2 CDS. Car magnets too.