Saturday, April 26, 2008

"Dark and curdled" Bill, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"I'm "dark" and "curdled!""
Always Be "Closing" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
No, thanks. I'm full. Check please.
A primer in Tough IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

...to which I'd only add, 10) Pantsuits!!
Endearing fictions ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Friday, April 25, 2008

BEAR!!!


Reading their staff's memoirs would probably be EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR Monsters, Inc.!!!
A Defection! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Operation Chaos! + Operation Riot fan! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Being "Hell Bound"?! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
That's Hideous monster(s) to be exact. People voted! Elections matter!! Why can't cookie monster close the deal?!
"Bizarre" Bill IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Bruuuuuce!
So long and "Thanks for the memories", IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Being "the loser" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"Creative accounting" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILARY!!!
BEARS!
Karl! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

43* 42* to end this with 20* "in the bag" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

*speculation!!

update: another as of noon today...drip...drip?
!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
Rapidly descending altitude on her Kamikaze mission! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"democracy" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"Clinton now has almost no chance of winning on the delegate count. Barring Obama getting eaten by a bear, it's not going to happen."

BEARS! ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!



!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

on to Abercrombiana!

The Times, unimpressed, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Winning, but losing IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Screen name remorse (another Judas!) IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Pumpkinhead! Brilliant as always.


update: apparently tweety isn't happy being the 2nd chair pablum provider at the peacock as is evidenced by these 2 sterling observations.
8% of the African American vote* IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

*disclaimer regarding early exit numbers here and here.
666!!!
"democracy" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Winner!

update: atrios says it's a sample ballot, nothing to see here.
Operation CHAOS!!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
A rather odd poem to obliterate your day IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Waffletime, interrupted. Day 2. Do not want.
(more) Extemporaneous Bill IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Monday, April 21, 2008

Being even nuttier than the current CiC! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

update: A nuclear umbrella? A nice Hello Kitty umbrella would be much more appropriate, I think. and some cats too.

Waffletime, interrupted.

developing...

Definitely and unquestionably not pimping out Chelsea IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
They're all Judases!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Running out of ways to redefine the "meaning of win" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

If it's Sunday, it's...time for pumpkinhead to embarass himself

Creepy and awkward "conversation" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HLLARY!!!
Seeking to and succeeding at not giving "one of these woop-de-doo speeches" that "get everybody whipped up" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Do not want?