EXCELLENT NEWS!!!
FOR HILLARY!!!!
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Hooray! It's Saturday morning and Keith is on MSNBC. Unsurprisingly someone's running late. The chyron is telling me that the featured speaker hasn't left home yet.
...Running 30 minutes late.
30 minutes later update: She's "en route"!! EXCELLENT NEWS!!!
a few minutes later update:"She's arrived"!! Also noted by MSNBC is that Mcauliffe passed by a microphone without speaking into it. Well played sir.
11:45 update:HRC takes stage.
11:50 update: She's actually shutting it down. I had my doubts.
Losing interest in speech, surfing the web update: Sully says it looks like "some kind of Vatican" there.
She actually said it update: IT'S OVER!!
...Running 30 minutes late.
30 minutes later update: She's "en route"!! EXCELLENT NEWS!!!
a few minutes later update:"She's arrived"!! Also noted by MSNBC is that Mcauliffe passed by a microphone without speaking into it. Well played sir.
11:45 update:HRC takes stage.
11:50 update: She's actually shutting it down. I had my doubts.
Losing interest in speech, surfing the web update: Sully says it looks like "some kind of Vatican" there.
She actually said it update: IT'S OVER!!
Friday, June 6, 2008
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Hooray! 0.0% on the Deathwatch widget! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
This guy however, is not. EXCELLENCE DENIED!!!
This guy however, is not. EXCELLENCE DENIED!!!
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Pretending to win! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
update: monsters is moving rapidly on to the bargaining stage. when's anger?
update: monsters is moving rapidly on to the bargaining stage. when's anger?
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
late update: JMM gets to the point.
later update: Mcauliffe is on The Daily Show. I think he's high? I'm quite certain he just told an imaginary Obama (as played by Jon Stewart) to "kiss my ass".
9 to go at 6:00 PM central...!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
update:The bearded one just told me it's down to 6 at 7:00PM central.
slightly later update:4 minutes later, it's down to 5.
less than 10 minutes later update:Wolf says 4. enough of the beard, I'm switching to "The Obama Network". They say 9 to go.
update:The bearded one just told me it's down to 6 at 7:00PM central.
slightly later update:4 minutes later, it's down to 5.
less than 10 minutes later update:Wolf says 4. enough of the beard, I'm switching to "The Obama Network". They say 9 to go.
There should be a plastic bracelet I could wear, but wouldn't, to proclaim my support for sufferers of Type 2 CDS. Car magnets too.
Monday, June 2, 2008
My state's slightly dopey former Governor IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
update:Vilack's disguise part of last ditch plan?
update:Vilack's disguise part of last ditch plan?
Sunday, June 1, 2008
Friday, May 30, 2008
Monsters, inc. planning something for the evening* of 6-6? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
*-I'm thinking 6:00-ish?
*-I'm thinking 6:00-ish?
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Smeagol seems to have gone mad in his pursuit of the One Ring.
Precious! Gone, gone, gone! Smeagol is free?
update: and a bit off message too. perhaps there's hope for gollum yet?
Precious! Gone, gone, gone! Smeagol is free?update: and a bit off message too. perhaps there's hope for gollum yet?
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Bill, hating on my state and it's wonderful undemocratic tradition, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Bill faulting third-person plural pronouns for the woes of Monsters, inc. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Sports analogies* that fail. ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
*I'd add that anything that causes the reader to visualize goalposts and by extension their newfound mobility is probably a poorly chosen metaphor for monsters, inc.
*I'd add that anything that causes the reader to visualize goalposts and by extension their newfound mobility is probably a poorly chosen metaphor for monsters, inc.
Friday, May 23, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
They're not well. The thoroughly unhinged are EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
update: It appears they lack spell check in addition to prefrontal cortexes.
update: It appears they lack spell check in addition to prefrontal cortexes.
With the state of Iowa's temporary return to the spotlight on Tuesday, I was reminded of this ad the Obama campaign ran prior to the caucus created from his Jefferson Jackson Dinner speech in November '07. I saw it hundreds of times yet it never grew old. Truly Excellent.
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Bill, still mad*, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
*mad as in hatter, not mad as in angry though he appears to have both definitions covered well enough.
*mad as in hatter, not mad as in angry though he appears to have both definitions covered well enough.
$31M* down IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
*perhaps she could add $400 so the bill so the misguided little dude can have his xbox and his bike back!
*perhaps she could add $400 so the bill so the misguided little dude can have his xbox and his bike back!
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Needing 104.17% IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
update: Monsters needs 105.24% now. !!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
update: Monsters needs 105.24% now. !!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
KENTUCKY!!, I imagine, now is a state that MATTERS!! and they're flag is sort of ironic, considering.
Monday, May 19, 2008
I'm not normally inclined towards product whoring to the 4 of you who inexplicably still read this blog, but Obamaspokes are fairly EXCELLENT!! if you ride a bicycle and you're into the spoke card thing. !!!SPOKECARDMENTUM™!!!!
If only she'd been able to do this* in the States I'd have had nothing to link to. By default there would be NO EXCELLENCE!! A world without EXCELLENCE!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!! or would be, theoretically speaking.
*-Purely hypothetical!
*-Purely hypothetical!
Sunday, May 18, 2008
"It's The Map* Not The Math"? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
*-that's the general election electoral vote map for those who'd rather not read the link. And, of course, she "is ahead in the popular vote by 50,000 votes, counting Florida and Michigan which must be counted"!!. As atrios says, "owww! the stupid! it burns".
*-that's the general election electoral vote map for those who'd rather not read the link. And, of course, she "is ahead in the popular vote by 50,000 votes, counting Florida and Michigan which must be counted"!!. As atrios says, "owww! the stupid! it burns".
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Friday, May 16, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Closing time, one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Clap, Smile, Wave, Clap, Point, Smile, Clap Wave, Point at nothing in particular!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Pointing and Smilng!
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Monday, May 12, 2008
A LOT of debt* IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
*possibly reconsidering her support of the bankruptcy bill in light of new events?
*possibly reconsidering her support of the bankruptcy bill in light of new events?
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Saturday, May 10, 2008
This is as good of a reason as any to put up another inspiring picture of HRC in a truck. with Easley. Selling produce. Mom's Day! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Friday, May 9, 2008
Obama presumptive nominee. HRC presumptive...person angrily selling delicious fresh locally grown produce out of the back of truck?? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Ingenius letter writing campaigns involving sassy internet talk show broadcasters and crack squads of intertube netraisers that inspires more superdelegate defections ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!*
*This post created entirely by Kurt. I'm far too lazy to find 3 links/post.
*This post created entirely by Kurt. I'm far too lazy to find 3 links/post.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
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