Saturday, May 10, 2008

This is as good of a reason as any to put up another inspiring picture of HRC in a truck. with Easley. Selling produce. Mom's Day! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Friday, May 9, 2008

Obama presumptive nominee. HRC presumptive...person angrily selling delicious fresh locally grown produce out of the back of truck?? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
2.1% on the slate widget IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Ingenius letter writing campaigns involving sassy internet talk show broadcasters and crack squads of intertube netraisers that inspires more superdelegate defections ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!*

*This post created entirely by Kurt. I'm far too lazy to find 3 links/post.
Hooray!! She is a monster! THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Thursday, May 8, 2008

"It's His Party" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Not going quietly! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Loyalty above competence IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

TIME Magazine, really "pretty sure this time", IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Pathos IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Gravel!!
404 error IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
This is what happens when you use your drinking palmares as a qualification. and you lose.
Over? Yeah, but she can't drop out now. Even though she's at 4.2% on slate's widget, 13.4 on intrade's market at 9:30 and Drudge has this:

The Dream™ is dead? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

This is sort of pathetic.

update: This too, though for an entirely different reason. Patheticness*. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

*-NOT actually a word!!
Knowing no shame IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Monsters, inc.'s "Gamechanger" in North Carolina IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Being a wee bit intoxicated at 3 AM when the phone rings IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"Knocking balls" out of the hometeam's park "which is America"! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
More detachment from reality IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Google Ads unintentionally topical ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Monday, May 5, 2008

My existence, suddenly futile.
Becoming increasingly separated from reality IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Bill, possibly senile, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Ambinder, saddened by miserabilism's temporary demise IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Exciting new make profitable business opportunity for your immense benefit ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Plotting her fantastic coup d'état IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Latte-sipping Gucci-wearing non-existent GUNS ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Being Cruella IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


update:Lest I appear to the 7 of you who read this blog to be too snarky as it relates to Sullivan's Dissenter, I think she's right and the email was brilliant. Totally agree.

Hating on all economists everywhere! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
BEARS!!
Being "ordinary folk" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! For Monsters, Inc.!!!

totally not elite!
Magical thinking IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!