Thursday, April 17, 2008

Brushing it off...IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!



Bill and his "old mangy dog" ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Looking right at home amidst the wreckage IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Piling on stephy and charles IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

A trainwreck, apparently (I had the foresight to watch the yanks/sawx instead), IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

update: yikes. obviously not such excellent news for ABC or the dependably useless stephanopoulos and gibson. nice. job. you. clowns. the moderators always get booed... right?

early update: wapo chimes in on last night's losers.

losers


later early update: atrios- "Charlie and George-gang raping democracy".
Remembering the '90's IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Entertaining nautical comparisons ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

more BRUUUUCE!!
The turning worm IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

More Bruuuce!!
The stuffy, highbrow elitist that is Bruuuuuuce!!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Me, feeling a bit iniquitous for making fun of Bill, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


My former boss once told me to under promise and over deliver. With that fascinating anecdote in mind, this IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Bill, begging for spare change, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

More Fail IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Becoming "completely indistinguishable from the forces that first tried to destroy them" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Monday, April 14, 2008

Whatever it is that squirrel-frier Huckabee is plotting is unquestionably EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Making more enemies named Al and John IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"We had two very good men and men of faith run for president in 2000 and 2004," Mrs. Clinton said at a forum on faith televised live on CNN last night. "But large segments of the electorate concluded that they did not really understand or relate to or frankly respect their ways of life.
Being heckled IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
The effete Pittsburgh Steelers and their elitist owner ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Jim Webb, the latte drinking, prius driving, birkenstock wearing elitist IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"Bitter, and proud of it", IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
A sudden yet unsubstantiated fondness for firearms IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Saturday, April 12, 2008

A question, rapidly and cartoonishly answered in the affirmative IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

update:!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
Carter & Gore plotting the coup de grâce? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

update: Carter muddies the waters.
Opening Pandora's box IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"It's good to be the king." IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Bitter-gate IS, of course, EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Friday, April 11, 2008

Owning Mr. 28%'s super awesome war IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!



The Penn that keeps on giving IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
8.8 on the deathwatch (now viewable in the sidebar to your right! no, not there, scroll down a little! right then! there it is!) IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Feigned outrage and the sense of general malaise IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Factchecking Bill's questionably timed defense IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"dishonestly and absurdly cloaking this cynical Machiavellian maneuver under the guise of democratic idealism" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Taking the destruction worldwide IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Opus IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Angry creditors! ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

(Her hapless supporters') money squandered! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Really quite regrettable photographs ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Fail. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

The spectacularly awful judgment of "grownups" and the mayhem that ensued! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
More DANGEROUS HISTORICAL EVENTS! Experienced as First Lady! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Being perceived as Jonah Goldberg in a pantsuit IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
The über genius Mark Penn, still "in the loop" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Monday, April 7, 2008

"Going from bad to worse to train wreck" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Being within 10% pts of the heretofore undeclared Al Gore IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!




update: within 9% pts today. Run Al! Run!
McAuliffe, the switch hitter, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Running out of ways to "win" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"All of this delegate stuff is artificial" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Chief Trainwreck Conductor Penn OUT IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"I'm Audi 5000"


late update (as JMM says) : He's still "doing polling...and dispensing advice." so there's that.
later update: The great orange satan says, much to my relief, that he's "NOT REALLY Stepping Down"!!
Developing...(as Halperin's Overlord Drudge says)
Sounding increasingly like Mr. 28% IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
The Grim Reaper, honing his scythe, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


Saturday, April 5, 2008

The continuing slow motion trainwreck IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
I really would be EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
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BEARS!
The Luddite Strategy IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
The "Colbert Bump" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

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Mr. Penn and his unforeseen free time ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Friday, April 4, 2008

Doing really quite well in the Bush economy IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


Pejorative inducing Penn and his Collection of Hats IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


Wednesday, April 2, 2008

BILL ANGRY!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Friends like these ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Being "Thrown under the bus" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


Sophistic Strategies ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Monday, March 31, 2008

Keeping on keeping on despite, apparently, having no $crilla! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"Exaggeration(s)" of the Bosnian variety ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Bad taste in movies IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Friday, March 28, 2008

Heads I win. Tails you lose. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
light posting this week due to idiotic travel is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

The Hillary Deathwatch!! is RATHER EXCELLENT!! too, no?

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Disgust! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

The "Shifting narrative" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

atrios and his metaphors ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


The "Tanya Harding option" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Additionally, it's further, albeit quite unneeded, proof that she's, as Andrew says, "come undone". !!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
5% IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
That things are being done IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Monday, March 24, 2008

"A minor blip" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Shirt SALE!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
A Depressing joyless slog through the mud IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
An unlikely to be traveled path IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
A sense of entitlement IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Chocolate Bunnies! ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Saturday, March 22, 2008

"An act of betrayal" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Friday, March 21, 2008

JMM calling it? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Running out of $ IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
This IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

The 90's relived through the magic of pictures IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
The Presumptive Passer of the "commander in chief test" and his alternate reality ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Parsing like it's 1999! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Being tonedeaf IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

GAH! This unpleasant mental image that I thought I'd scrubbed from my hippocampus years ago is brought to you by ABC. It is also, of course, EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
The 90's. Relived through the magic of paper. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Destroying Mountains IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Cribbage! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Staff departures ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


Appearing increasingly irrelevant IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Sully IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Monday, March 17, 2008

Elton John IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Pushing the Panic Button IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

thanks to commenter Kurt for alerting us to the PANIC!!!
"48 to -7" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"Callous and capricious" women ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
No style! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Iowa, the sequel IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!