Excellent news for Hillary, The Force is!

Speechify!

Aping Chimpy™ IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

More guns! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Longing for "Republican rules" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"Rich people-God Bless Us"-HRC with the falafel king. Being rich IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sidney Blumenthal, apparently an angry drunk , IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

authoritah! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Falafel! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Being outwitted by a coffee maker IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

BEAR!!

Ice Water! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Spending a lot of time at the trough! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

That I will henceforth cease and desist using the phrase throw under the bus and any related images IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

update: Please Make it stop!

Dumb ideas thought up by dumb people who do dumb things ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

losing's pretty good too.

Several of the very good reasons that I only point my remote to ESPN and the cartoon network, and occasionally TBS during the never ending NBA playoffs, ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Rocky Balboa, the panzy! (sorry Philly! you're so last week) IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Fired up!

Another brick in the wall....this is too easy. Inflatable pig you say?

"Doltish ignorance" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Some Sunday perspective, via the Discovery Channel. Boom dee ah dah! Right then, much better. Happy place.

"Dark and curdled" Bill, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"I'm "dark" and "curdled!""

Always Be "Closing" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!

No, thanks. I'm full. Check please.

A primer in Tough IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

...to which I'd only add, 10) Pantsuits!!

Endearing fictions ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

BEAR!!!

Reading their staff's memoirs would probably be EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR Monsters, Inc.!!!

A Defection! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Operation Chaos! + Operation Riot fan! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Being "Hell Bound"?! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

That's Hideous monster(s) to be exact. People voted! Elections matter!! Why can't cookie monster close the deal?!

"Bizarre" Bill IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Bruuuuuce!

So long and "Thanks for the memories", IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Being "the loser" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"Creative accounting" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILARY!!!

BEARS!

Karl! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

43* 42* to end this with 20* "in the bag" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

*speculation!!

update: another as of noon today...drip...drip?

!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!

Rapidly descending altitude on her Kamikaze mission! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"democracy" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"Clinton now has almost no chance of winning on the delegate count. Barring Obama getting eaten by a bear, it's not going to happen."

BEARS! ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!

on to Abercrombiana!

The Times, unimpressed, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Winning, but losing IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Screen name remorse (another Judas!) IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Pumpkinhead! Brilliant as always.


update: apparently tweety isn't happy being the 2nd chair pablum provider at the peacock as is evidenced by these 2 sterling observations.

8% of the African American vote* IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

*disclaimer regarding early exit numbers here and here.

666!!!

"democracy" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Winner!
update: atrios says it's a sample ballot, nothing to see here.

Operation CHAOS!!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

A rather odd poem to obliterate your day IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Waffletime, interrupted. Day 2. Do not want.

(more) Extemporaneous Bill IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Being even nuttier than the current CiC! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

update: A nuclear umbrella? A nice Hello Kitty umbrella would be much more appropriate, I think. and some cats too.

Waffletime, interrupted.

developing...

Definitely and unquestionably not pimping out Chelsea IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

They're all Judases!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Running out of ways to redefine the "meaning of win" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

If it's Sunday, it's...time for pumpkinhead to embarass himself

Creepy and awkward "conversation" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HLLARY!!!

Seeking to and succeeding at not giving "one of these woop-de-doo speeches" that "get everybody whipped up" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Do not want?

Four legs good! Two legs better! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Obamariots in Philly ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Making more enemies IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Have more Bruce.

Stoned slackers having something to watch on Monday night IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

More Jay Z feat. Obama

Compounding woes ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

More youtuberrificness IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

2 more out of touch, bitter elitists that bowl poorly and drink orange juice sans lapel pins ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

I missed it the first 5 times I watched the increasingly popular dirt off your shoulder speech, but there was a Stones reference too, apparently. Double pop-cultural allusions ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

The black hole of no IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

A little whine with her whiskey IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Switching super IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Juicy!


losers

8-1 against IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR ABC!!!

Brushing it off...IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Bill and his "old mangy dog" ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Looking right at home amidst the wreckage IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Piling on stephy and charles IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

A trainwreck, apparently (I had the foresight to watch the yanks/sawx instead), IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

update: yikes. obviously not such excellent news for ABC or the dependably useless stephanopoulos and gibson. nice. job. you. clowns. the moderators always get booed... right?

early update: wapo chimes in on last night's losers.

losers


later early update: atrios- "Charlie and George-gang raping democracy".

Remembering the '90's IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Entertaining nautical comparisons ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

more BRUUUUCE!!

The turning worm IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

More Bruuuce!!

The stuffy, highbrow elitist that is Bruuuuuuce!!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Me, feeling a bit iniquitous for making fun of Bill, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

My former boss once told me to under promise and over deliver. With that fascinating anecdote in mind, this IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Bill, begging for spare change, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

More Fail IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Becoming "completely indistinguishable from the forces that first tried to destroy them" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Whatever it is that squirrel-frier Huckabee is plotting is unquestionably EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Making more enemies named Al and John IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"We had two very good men and men of faith run for president in 2000 and 2004," Mrs. Clinton said at a forum on faith televised live on CNN last night. "But large segments of the electorate concluded that they did not really understand or relate to or frankly respect their ways of life.

Being heckled IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

The effete Pittsburgh Steelers and their elitist owner ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Jim Webb, the latte drinking, prius driving, birkenstock wearing elitist IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"Bitter, and proud of it", IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

A sudden yet unsubstantiated fondness for firearms IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!