Tweety Unleashed

Obama, DROPPING OUT! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"I'm out"

Elitist, latte-drinking, prius-driving Steelworkers ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Kingmaker John IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

BEARS!

Monsters inc. INK? NO! NOT EXCELLENT!!

John Edwards! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Closing time, one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Clap, Smile, Wave, Clap, Point, Smile, Clap Wave, Point at nothing in particular!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Pointing and Smilng!

Dahlia! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Being the Al Sharpton of whiteys IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


update:WEST VIRGINIA MATTERS!!!

Mustn't go that way, mustn't hurt The Precious™.

A Chorus of Fat Ladies, looking for their singing shoes! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Worst. Google ad. Ever. NOT EXCELLENT!!

The other team, moving on, while Monsters Inc. goes fishin' IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

BEAR!!!

A ginormous network of DFH's IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Ugly Dead-enders ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

A LOT of debt* IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

*possibly reconsidering her support of the bankruptcy bill in light of new events?

NO THANK YOU. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

-26,000 IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

This is as good of a reason as any to put up another inspiring picture of HRC in a truck. with Easley. Selling produce. Mom's Day! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Obama presumptive nominee. HRC presumptive...person angrily selling delicious fresh locally grown produce out of the back of truck?? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

2.1% on the slate widget IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Ingenius letter writing campaigns involving sassy internet talk show broadcasters and crack squads of intertube netraisers that inspires more superdelegate defections ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!*

*This post created entirely by Kurt. I'm far too lazy to find 3 links/post.

Hooray!! She is a monster! THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"It's His Party" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Not going quietly! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Loyalty above competence IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

TIME Magazine, really "pretty sure this time", IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Pathos IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Gravel!!

404 error IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

This is what happens when you use your drinking palmares as a qualification. and you lose.

Over? Yeah, but she can't drop out now. Even though she's at 4.2% on slate's widget, 13.4 on intrade's market at 9:30 and Drudge has this:

The Dream™ is dead? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

This is sort of pathetic.

update: This too, though for an entirely different reason. Patheticness*. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

*-NOT actually a word!!

Knowing no shame IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Monsters, inc.'s "Gamechanger" in North Carolina IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Being a wee bit intoxicated at 3 AM when the phone rings IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"Knocking balls" out of the hometeam's park "which is America"! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!

More detachment from reality IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Google Ads unintentionally topical ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

My existence, suddenly futile.

Becoming increasingly separated from reality IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Bill, possibly senile, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Ambinder, saddened by miserabilism's temporary demise IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Exciting new make profitable business opportunity for your immense benefit ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Plotting her fantastic coup d'état IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Latte-sipping Gucci-wearing non-existent GUNS ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Being Cruella IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


update:Lest I appear to the 7 of you who read this blog to be too snarky as it relates to Sullivan's Dissenter, I think she's right and the email was brilliant. Totally agree.

Hating on all economists everywhere! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

BEARS!!

Being "ordinary folk" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! For Monsters, Inc.!!!

totally not elite!

Magical thinking IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Guam, and it's not matteringness, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


update: ambers is referring to the result as "a tie".

ties are yummy!

Excellent news for Hillary, The Force is!

Speechify!

Aping Chimpy™ IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

More guns! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Longing for "Republican rules" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"Rich people-God Bless Us"-HRC with the falafel king. Being rich IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sidney Blumenthal, apparently an angry drunk , IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

authoritah! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Falafel! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Being outwitted by a coffee maker IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

BEAR!!

Ice Water! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Spending a lot of time at the trough! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

That I will henceforth cease and desist using the phrase throw under the bus and any related images IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

update: Please Make it stop!

Dumb ideas thought up by dumb people who do dumb things ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

losing's pretty good too.

Several of the very good reasons that I only point my remote to ESPN and the cartoon network, and occasionally TBS during the never ending NBA playoffs, ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Rocky Balboa, the panzy! (sorry Philly! you're so last week) IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Fired up!

Another brick in the wall....this is too easy. Inflatable pig you say?

"Doltish ignorance" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Some Sunday perspective, via the Discovery Channel. Boom dee ah dah! Right then, much better. Happy place.

"Dark and curdled" Bill, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"I'm "dark" and "curdled!""

Always Be "Closing" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!

No, thanks. I'm full. Check please.

A primer in Tough IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

...to which I'd only add, 10) Pantsuits!!

Endearing fictions ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

BEAR!!!

Reading their staff's memoirs would probably be EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR Monsters, Inc.!!!

A Defection! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Operation Chaos! + Operation Riot fan! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Being "Hell Bound"?! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

That's Hideous monster(s) to be exact. People voted! Elections matter!! Why can't cookie monster close the deal?!

"Bizarre" Bill IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Bruuuuuce!

So long and "Thanks for the memories", IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Being "the loser" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"Creative accounting" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILARY!!!

BEARS!

Karl! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

43* 42* to end this with 20* "in the bag" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

*speculation!!

update: another as of noon today...drip...drip?

!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!

Rapidly descending altitude on her Kamikaze mission! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"democracy" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"Clinton now has almost no chance of winning on the delegate count. Barring Obama getting eaten by a bear, it's not going to happen."

BEARS! ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!