More DANGEROUS HISTORICAL EVENTS! Experienced as First Lady! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Being perceived as Jonah Goldberg in a pantsuit IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

The über genius Mark Penn, still "in the loop" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"Going from bad to worse to train wreck" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Being within 10% pts of the heretofore undeclared Al Gore IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!




update: within 9% pts today. Run Al! Run!

McAuliffe, the switch hitter, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Running out of ways to "win" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"All of this delegate stuff is artificial" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Chief Trainwreck Conductor Penn OUT IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"I'm Audi 5000"

late update (as JMM says) : He's still "doing polling...and dispensing advice." so there's that.
later update: The great orange satan says, much to my relief, that he's "NOT REALLY Stepping Down"!!
Developing...(as Halperin's Overlord Drudge says)

Sounding increasingly like Mr. 28% IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

The Grim Reaper, honing his scythe, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

The continuing slow motion trainwreck IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

I really would be EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

BEARS!

The Luddite Strategy IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

The "Colbert Bump" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Mr. Penn and his unforeseen free time ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Doing really quite well in the Bush economy IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Pejorative inducing Penn and his Collection of Hats IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

BILL ANGRY!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!