Factchecking Bill's questionably timed defense IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"dishonestly and absurdly cloaking this cynical Machiavellian maneuver under the guise of democratic idealism" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Taking the destruction worldwide IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Opus IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Angry creditors! ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

(Her hapless supporters') money squandered! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Really quite regrettable photographs ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Fail. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

The spectacularly awful judgment of "grownups" and the mayhem that ensued! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

More DANGEROUS HISTORICAL EVENTS! Experienced as First Lady! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Being perceived as Jonah Goldberg in a pantsuit IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

The über genius Mark Penn, still "in the loop" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"Going from bad to worse to train wreck" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Being within 10% pts of the heretofore undeclared Al Gore IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!




update: within 9% pts today. Run Al! Run!

McAuliffe, the switch hitter, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Running out of ways to "win" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"All of this delegate stuff is artificial" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Chief Trainwreck Conductor Penn OUT IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"I'm Audi 5000"

late update (as JMM says) : He's still "doing polling...and dispensing advice." so there's that.
later update: The great orange satan says, much to my relief, that he's "NOT REALLY Stepping Down"!!
Developing...(as Halperin's Overlord Drudge says)

Sounding increasingly like Mr. 28% IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

The Grim Reaper, honing his scythe, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!