Tuesday, April 15, 2008

My former boss once told me to under promise and over deliver. With that fascinating anecdote in mind, this IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Bill, begging for spare change, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

More Fail IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Becoming "completely indistinguishable from the forces that first tried to destroy them" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Monday, April 14, 2008

Whatever it is that squirrel-frier Huckabee is plotting is unquestionably EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Making more enemies named Al and John IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"We had two very good men and men of faith run for president in 2000 and 2004," Mrs. Clinton said at a forum on faith televised live on CNN last night. "But large segments of the electorate concluded that they did not really understand or relate to or frankly respect their ways of life.
Being heckled IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
The effete Pittsburgh Steelers and their elitist owner ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Jim Webb, the latte drinking, prius driving, birkenstock wearing elitist IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"Bitter, and proud of it", IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
A sudden yet unsubstantiated fondness for firearms IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Saturday, April 12, 2008

A question, rapidly and cartoonishly answered in the affirmative IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

update:!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
Carter & Gore plotting the coup de grĂ¢ce? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

update: Carter muddies the waters.
Opening Pandora's box IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"It's good to be the king." IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Bitter-gate IS, of course, EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Friday, April 11, 2008

Owning Mr. 28%'s super awesome war IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!



The Penn that keeps on giving IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
8.8 on the deathwatch (now viewable in the sidebar to your right! no, not there, scroll down a little! right then! there it is!) IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Feigned outrage and the sense of general malaise IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!