This is sort of pathetic.

update: This too, though for an entirely different reason. Patheticness*. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

*-NOT actually a word!!

Knowing no shame IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Monsters, inc.'s "Gamechanger" in North Carolina IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Being a wee bit intoxicated at 3 AM when the phone rings IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"Knocking balls" out of the hometeam's park "which is America"! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!

More detachment from reality IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Google Ads unintentionally topical ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

My existence, suddenly futile.

Becoming increasingly separated from reality IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Bill, possibly senile, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Ambinder, saddened by miserabilism's temporary demise IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Exciting new make profitable business opportunity for your immense benefit ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Plotting her fantastic coup d'état IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Latte-sipping Gucci-wearing non-existent GUNS ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Being Cruella IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


update:Lest I appear to the 7 of you who read this blog to be too snarky as it relates to Sullivan's Dissenter, I think she's right and the email was brilliant. Totally agree.

Hating on all economists everywhere! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

BEARS!!

Being "ordinary folk" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! For Monsters, Inc.!!!

totally not elite!

Magical thinking IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!