2.1% on the slate widget IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Ingenius letter writing campaigns involving sassy internet talk show broadcasters and crack squads of intertube netraisers that inspires more superdelegate defections ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!*

*This post created entirely by Kurt. I'm far too lazy to find 3 links/post.

Hooray!! She is a monster! THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"It's His Party" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Not going quietly! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Loyalty above competence IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

TIME Magazine, really "pretty sure this time", IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Pathos IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Gravel!!

404 error IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

This is what happens when you use your drinking palmares as a qualification. and you lose.

Over? Yeah, but she can't drop out now. Even though she's at 4.2% on slate's widget, 13.4 on intrade's market at 9:30 and Drudge has this:

The Dream™ is dead? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

This is sort of pathetic.

update: This too, though for an entirely different reason. Patheticness*. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

*-NOT actually a word!!

Knowing no shame IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Monsters, inc.'s "Gamechanger" in North Carolina IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Being a wee bit intoxicated at 3 AM when the phone rings IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"Knocking balls" out of the hometeam's park "which is America"! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!

More detachment from reality IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Google Ads unintentionally topical ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!