Thursday, May 15, 2008


Obama, DROPPING OUT! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"I'm out"
Elitist, latte-drinking, prius-driving Steelworkers ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Kingmaker John IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

BEARS!
Monsters inc. INK? NO! NOT EXCELLENT!!
John Edwards! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Closing time, one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


Clap, Smile, Wave, Clap, Point, Smile, Clap Wave, Point at nothing in particular!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Pointing and Smilng!
Dahlia! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Being the Al Sharpton of whiteys IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


update:WEST VIRGINIA MATTERS!!!
Mustn't go that way, mustn't hurt The Precious™.

Monday, May 12, 2008

A Chorus of Fat Ladies, looking for their singing shoes! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Worst. Google ad. Ever. NOT EXCELLENT!!
The other team, moving on, while Monsters Inc. goes fishin' IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!




BEAR!!!
A ginormous network of DFH's IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Ugly Dead-enders ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
A LOT of debt* IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

*possibly reconsidering her support of the bankruptcy bill in light of new events?

Sunday, May 11, 2008

NO THANK YOU. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
-26,000 IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!