Saturday, March 8, 2008

CEO OF Monsters, Inc. actually Cookie Monster?
Wyoming's sudden and unflattering notmatteringness is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Lord Trimble of Lisnagarvey repectfully requests that you take the poll.


"I said take it"
Monsters inc.'s rough day in Wyoming is EXCELLENT NEWS!!! FOR HILLARY!!!!
"Being a cheerleader" is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
I'd really rather Obama answered the phone please is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

take poll. now.

Friday, March 7, 2008

A compilation of states that don't matter is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Iowa, Mississippi, the month of February, Maine, Louisiana, Nebraska, anywhere with "upper income voters", Idaho, Alaska...You're On Notice! Start Mattering!


a rushed, unconventional election conducted entirely by mail and paid for by "soft money" in Florida....what could possibly go wrong?

take the poll. it's EXCELLENT!! NEWS!!!
making it up as you go along is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
A-Rod's DH relegating sore shoulder is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Monster Friday: The Epilogue-




take the poll.
Backstabbing Mississippi is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Scandalous $crilla IS EXCELLENT NEWS!!! FOR HILLARY!!!!
Monster Friday v.3-!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!-doing the heavy lifting so McCain doesn't hurt his back-edition.


Losing Texas IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
take the poll. It's EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Monster Friday part deux- !!!HILLMENTUM™!!!! won't die



also likes pants suits-
Monster Friday=EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!




likes pantsuits-

Sullivan's appraisal is both spot on and EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
A resignation IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!