"An act of betrayal" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

JMM calling it? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Running out of $ IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

This IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

The 90's relived through the magic of pictures IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

The Presumptive Passer of the "commander in chief test" and his alternate reality ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Parsing like it's 1999! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Being tonedeaf IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

GAH! This unpleasant mental image that I thought I'd scrubbed from my hippocampus years ago is brought to you by ABC. It is also, of course, EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

The 90's. Relived through the magic of paper. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Destroying Mountains IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Cribbage! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Staff departures ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Appearing increasingly irrelevant IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sully IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Elton John IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Pushing the Panic Button IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

thanks to commenter Kurt for alerting us to the PANIC!!!

"48 to -7" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"Callous and capricious" women ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!

No style! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!