Saturday, May 31, 2008

Hillbots! Some rude, some slightly amusing and some delusional are EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
undecideds ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Friday, May 30, 2008

BEAR!!
More crazy from Chief Crazytime Officer Ferraro (ret) IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Hooray!! Time for more whiskey!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!



update: yes. she. is.
Punching Frogs=NOT EXCELLENT!!
Monsters, inc. planning something for the evening* of 6-6? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!



*-I'm thinking 6:00-ish?

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Duplicity! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Smeagol seems to have gone mad in his pursuit of the One Ring.

Precious! Gone, gone, gone! Smeagol is free?



update: and a bit off message too. perhaps there's hope for gollum yet?

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Bill, hating on my state and it's wonderful undemocratic tradition, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Fail.
Reserving some floor space at the 8th Circle of Hell! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Strong, Hard Facts of Reality! ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Is Monsters, inc. plotting a "preppy riot"?

Massive Fraudulent Bluff IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Bill faulting third-person plural pronouns for the woes of Monsters, inc. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Keeping faux pas-gate around for another couple days IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Saturday, May 24, 2008

BEARS!!
A "cuckoo for cocopuffs" idea IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sports analogies* that fail. ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

*I'd add that anything that causes the reader to visualize goalposts and by extension their newfound mobility is probably a poorly chosen metaphor for monsters, inc.