Friday, March 21, 2008

This IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

The 90's relived through the magic of pictures IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
The Presumptive Passer of the "commander in chief test" and his alternate reality ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Parsing like it's 1999! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Being tonedeaf IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

GAH! This unpleasant mental image that I thought I'd scrubbed from my hippocampus years ago is brought to you by ABC. It is also, of course, EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
The 90's. Relived through the magic of paper. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Destroying Mountains IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Cribbage! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Staff departures ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


Appearing increasingly irrelevant IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Sully IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Monday, March 17, 2008

Elton John IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Pushing the Panic Button IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

thanks to commenter Kurt for alerting us to the PANIC!!!
"48 to -7" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"Callous and capricious" women ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
No style! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Iowa, the sequel IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Saturday, March 15, 2008

"We don't need no bling. all we gotta do is sing. Hillary in the house"

IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Uncertainty IS EXCELLENT NEWS!!! and the only "hope" FOR HILLARY!!!
extortion! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Friday, March 14, 2008

Hideous wins.... Shame on YOU poll participant!

Michigan and it's "not going to count for anything"ness IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
completely unhinged "supporters" (fake ones) and supporters (real ones) ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!
    A Truce? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
mirrrors ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
The Obama in the mirror is closer than it appears IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Thursday, March 13, 2008

take the poll. Sinbad said you should. Time's running out and "hideous" is p0wning it.

"you should"
trending down. again. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Broken promises=!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
Boxes are EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Lying IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

still talking. and still making no sense. THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Olbermann's words of advice ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Chief Crazytime Officer OUT !! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
it was fun while it lasted.

"Crazytime OUT"

More ranting from the Chief Crazytime Officer at Monsters, inc. Spectacular Meltdowns=!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
She's still talking.

“I will not be discriminated against because I’m white. If they think they’re going to shut up Geraldine Ferraro with that kind of stuff, they don’t know me.”
Texas no longer "Matters". You're On Notice Texas!! Do you want to be nothing more than a bloated Wyoming? Start Mattering!!!
Nutty (hopefully, for her, really drunk but not likely) Ferraro's eerily similar statement 20 years ago IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Snagging the top spot on the coveted "Worst Person" podium is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR Monsters, inc.!!!

losing. again. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
This is just nutty. Hopefully, for her, she was drunk when she said it or she's got a crazy twin she can blame it on. Ferraro's meltdown V.2 is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Scandalous things that kind of veer off into the personal are EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Gnomes are EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Sinbad's conflicting version of events are EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!.
The "Spitzer Problem" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
shape-shifting! is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Monday, March 10, 2008

Some cynics believe that she is willing to undermine Obama sufficiently for him to lose to McCain in November, freeing her to take another shot at the presidency in 2012.-Sunday Times

the sociopath beneath, or not so far beneath as the case may be, is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Hookers? wait. eliot who? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Ferraro's meltdown is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Hookers!! THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Hoodwinkery is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
skullduggery, however, is not. so take the poll. Trimble said "you should".

"Saying that Hillary has Executive Branch experience is like saying Yoko Ono was a Beatle."- Kos commenter, Jsn. via sullivan

Destroying the Beatles=!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!

Lacking managerial skills IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Take the poll. Have a couple goes at it if you're from MI or FL. Really, I don't mind. Lord Trimble says it's "cool".


"take it."
Not really interested in the "magnanimous route" = EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
stealing from your donors is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Bow tie Out is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
A rather creepy and quite nutty ex-"Hill-Raiser" is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"Columnists" failing "math" is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
If it's Sunday it must be EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!! Take the poll. Russert said you should.




"I said take it"

Saturday, March 8, 2008

CEO OF Monsters, Inc. actually Cookie Monster?
Wyoming's sudden and unflattering notmatteringness is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Lord Trimble of Lisnagarvey repectfully requests that you take the poll.


"I said take it"
Monsters inc.'s rough day in Wyoming is EXCELLENT NEWS!!! FOR HILLARY!!!!
"Being a cheerleader" is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
I'd really rather Obama answered the phone please is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

take poll. now.

Friday, March 7, 2008

A compilation of states that don't matter is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Iowa, Mississippi, the month of February, Maine, Louisiana, Nebraska, anywhere with "upper income voters", Idaho, Alaska...You're On Notice! Start Mattering!


a rushed, unconventional election conducted entirely by mail and paid for by "soft money" in Florida....what could possibly go wrong?

take the poll. it's EXCELLENT!! NEWS!!!
making it up as you go along is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
A-Rod's DH relegating sore shoulder is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Monster Friday: The Epilogue-




take the poll.
Backstabbing Mississippi is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Scandalous $crilla IS EXCELLENT NEWS!!! FOR HILLARY!!!!
Monster Friday v.3-!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!-doing the heavy lifting so McCain doesn't hurt his back-edition.


Losing Texas IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
take the poll. It's EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Monster Friday part deux- !!!HILLMENTUM™!!!! won't die



also likes pants suits-
Monster Friday=EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!




likes pantsuits-

Sullivan's appraisal is both spot on and EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
A resignation IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!



losing delegates in states that "matter" is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Being a "fratricidal maniac" is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
Did I say Osama? is EXCELLENT NEWS!!

Thursday, March 6, 2008

being a MONSTER is EXCELLENT NEWS!! for HILLARY!!!
becoming more desperate by the hour=!!!HILLMENUM™!!!!
Barack's $55M February is EXCELLENT NEWS!!! FOR HILLARY!!!!
ready to battle amongst themselves!! On Day One!!!

THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

"She (Sen. Clinton) will not make up those numbers," Clay said. "This race is over."

Rep. Clay Confirms Obama's 50 Superdelegates
They made him appear darker and wider? Classy!
a tie would indeed be EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!! Fortunately for those of us not fond of pant suits, that scenario is about as likely to occur as me replacing Favre when Rogers inevitably breaks all of his bones...


she doesn't care for "Gertrude" either, thanks-
choices


likes pant suits-

apparently doesn't-
TPM caves. Hillary's gains (in their headline) go from "modest but significant" to "modest" to the current "modest at best".


of course, modest (at best?) gains are EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

it is now "small"...as drudge would say-Developing....
It's difficult to see how the math works for Senator Clinton
THIS IS EXCELLENT!! NEWS!!! FOR HILLARY!!!!

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Favre retiring is EXCELLENT NEWS!!! FOR HILLARY!!!!
kitchen sinks are EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Monday, March 3, 2008

big pharma shows his love




!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!

Sunday, March 2, 2008

!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!! makes Hulk angry.


Sunday nights are EXCELLENT NEWS!!! FOR HILLARY!!!!
If it's Sunday it must be.....

...EXCELLENT NEWS!!! FOR HILLARY!!!!