Monday, April 7, 2008

Being within 10% pts of the heretofore undeclared Al Gore IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!




update: within 9% pts today. Run Al! Run!
McAuliffe, the switch hitter, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Running out of ways to "win" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"All of this delegate stuff is artificial" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Chief Trainwreck Conductor Penn OUT IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"I'm Audi 5000"


late update (as JMM says) : He's still "doing polling...and dispensing advice." so there's that.
later update: The great orange satan says, much to my relief, that he's "NOT REALLY Stepping Down"!!
Developing...(as Halperin's Overlord Drudge says)
Sounding increasingly like Mr. 28% IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
The Grim Reaper, honing his scythe, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


Saturday, April 5, 2008

The continuing slow motion trainwreck IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
I really would be EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
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BEARS!
The Luddite Strategy IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
The "Colbert Bump" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

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Mr. Penn and his unforeseen free time ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Friday, April 4, 2008

Doing really quite well in the Bush economy IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


Pejorative inducing Penn and his Collection of Hats IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


Wednesday, April 2, 2008

BILL ANGRY!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Friends like these ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Being "Thrown under the bus" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


Sophistic Strategies ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Monday, March 31, 2008

Keeping on keeping on despite, apparently, having no $crilla! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"Exaggeration(s)" of the Bosnian variety ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Bad taste in movies IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Friday, March 28, 2008

Heads I win. Tails you lose. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
light posting this week due to idiotic travel is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

The Hillary Deathwatch!! is RATHER EXCELLENT!! too, no?

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Disgust! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

The "Shifting narrative" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

atrios and his metaphors ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


The "Tanya Harding option" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Additionally, it's further, albeit quite unneeded, proof that she's, as Andrew says, "come undone". !!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
5% IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
That things are being done IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Monday, March 24, 2008

"A minor blip" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Shirt SALE!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
A Depressing joyless slog through the mud IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
An unlikely to be traveled path IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
A sense of entitlement IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Chocolate Bunnies! ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Saturday, March 22, 2008

"An act of betrayal" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Friday, March 21, 2008

JMM calling it? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Running out of $ IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
This IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

The 90's relived through the magic of pictures IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
The Presumptive Passer of the "commander in chief test" and his alternate reality ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Parsing like it's 1999! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Being tonedeaf IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

GAH! This unpleasant mental image that I thought I'd scrubbed from my hippocampus years ago is brought to you by ABC. It is also, of course, EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
The 90's. Relived through the magic of paper. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Destroying Mountains IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Cribbage! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Staff departures ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


Appearing increasingly irrelevant IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Sully IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Monday, March 17, 2008

Elton John IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Pushing the Panic Button IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

thanks to commenter Kurt for alerting us to the PANIC!!!
"48 to -7" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"Callous and capricious" women ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
No style! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Iowa, the sequel IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Saturday, March 15, 2008

"We don't need no bling. all we gotta do is sing. Hillary in the house"

IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Uncertainty IS EXCELLENT NEWS!!! and the only "hope" FOR HILLARY!!!
extortion! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Friday, March 14, 2008

Hideous wins.... Shame on YOU poll participant!

Michigan and it's "not going to count for anything"ness IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
completely unhinged "supporters" (fake ones) and supporters (real ones) ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!
    A Truce? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
mirrrors ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
The Obama in the mirror is closer than it appears IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Thursday, March 13, 2008

take the poll. Sinbad said you should. Time's running out and "hideous" is p0wning it.

"you should"
trending down. again. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Broken promises=!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
Boxes are EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Lying IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

still talking. and still making no sense. THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Olbermann's words of advice ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Chief Crazytime Officer OUT !! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
it was fun while it lasted.

"Crazytime OUT"

More ranting from the Chief Crazytime Officer at Monsters, inc. Spectacular Meltdowns=!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
She's still talking.

“I will not be discriminated against because I’m white. If they think they’re going to shut up Geraldine Ferraro with that kind of stuff, they don’t know me.”
Texas no longer "Matters". You're On Notice Texas!! Do you want to be nothing more than a bloated Wyoming? Start Mattering!!!
Nutty (hopefully, for her, really drunk but not likely) Ferraro's eerily similar statement 20 years ago IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Snagging the top spot on the coveted "Worst Person" podium is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR Monsters, inc.!!!

losing. again. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
This is just nutty. Hopefully, for her, she was drunk when she said it or she's got a crazy twin she can blame it on. Ferraro's meltdown V.2 is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Scandalous things that kind of veer off into the personal are EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Gnomes are EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Sinbad's conflicting version of events are EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!.
The "Spitzer Problem" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
shape-shifting! is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Monday, March 10, 2008

Some cynics believe that she is willing to undermine Obama sufficiently for him to lose to McCain in November, freeing her to take another shot at the presidency in 2012.-Sunday Times

the sociopath beneath, or not so far beneath as the case may be, is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Hookers? wait. eliot who? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Ferraro's meltdown is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Hookers!! THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Hoodwinkery is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
skullduggery, however, is not. so take the poll. Trimble said "you should".

"Saying that Hillary has Executive Branch experience is like saying Yoko Ono was a Beatle."- Kos commenter, Jsn. via sullivan

Destroying the Beatles=!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!

Lacking managerial skills IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Take the poll. Have a couple goes at it if you're from MI or FL. Really, I don't mind. Lord Trimble says it's "cool".


"take it."
Not really interested in the "magnanimous route" = EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
stealing from your donors is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Bow tie Out is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
A rather creepy and quite nutty ex-"Hill-Raiser" is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"Columnists" failing "math" is EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
If it's Sunday it must be EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!! Take the poll. Russert said you should.




"I said take it"