Friday, May 30, 2008

Monsters, inc. planning something for the evening* of 6-6? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!



*-I'm thinking 6:00-ish?

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Duplicity! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Smeagol seems to have gone mad in his pursuit of the One Ring.

Precious! Gone, gone, gone! Smeagol is free?



update: and a bit off message too. perhaps there's hope for gollum yet?

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Bill, hating on my state and it's wonderful undemocratic tradition, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Fail.
Reserving some floor space at the 8th Circle of Hell! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Strong, Hard Facts of Reality! ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Is Monsters, inc. plotting a "preppy riot"?

Massive Fraudulent Bluff IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Bill faulting third-person plural pronouns for the woes of Monsters, inc. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Keeping faux pas-gate around for another couple days IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Saturday, May 24, 2008

BEARS!!
A "cuckoo for cocopuffs" idea IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sports analogies* that fail. ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

*I'd add that anything that causes the reader to visualize goalposts and by extension their newfound mobility is probably a poorly chosen metaphor for monsters, inc.

Friday, May 23, 2008

The Mother of all campaign faux pas IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"This is not “excellent news for Hillary Clinton.”!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
A "Secret Search" for a VP of her own! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Unlikely Endgame? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Thursday, May 22, 2008

They're not well. The thoroughly unhinged are EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!



update: It appears they lack spell check in addition to prefrontal cortexes.
Poison! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


With the state of Iowa's temporary return to the spotlight on Tuesday, I was reminded of this ad the Obama campaign ran prior to the caucus created from his Jefferson Jackson Dinner speech in November '07. I saw it hundreds of times yet it never grew old. Truly Excellent.



Chief Crazytime Officer Ferraro(ret.) IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Florida, the new Zimbabwe! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Bill, still mad*, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

*mad as in hatter, not mad as in angry though he appears to have both definitions covered well enough.

Being a sociopath IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

update: more sociopathy!! !!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
Elitist, latte-drinking, prius driving Mineworkers!
Sidney Blumenthal opining, possibly while intoxicated, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILARY!!!
$31M* down IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


*perhaps she could add $400 so the bill so the misguided little dude can have his xbox and his bike back!
0.7% on the Deathwatch! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Needing 104.17% IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

update: Monsters needs 105.24% now. !!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
KENTUCKY!!, I imagine, now is a state that MATTERS!! and they're flag is sort of ironic, considering.
BEARS!!

Monday, May 19, 2008

Clinging to Karl, while creating her own alternate "reality" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
I'm not normally inclined towards product whoring to the 4 of you who inexplicably still read this blog, but Obamaspokes are fairly EXCELLENT!! if you ride a bicycle and you're into the spoke card thing. !!!SPOKECARDMENTUM™!!!!

75,000 latte-sipping, Prius-driving black folks ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
If only she'd been able to do this* in the States I'd have had nothing to link to. By default there would be NO EXCELLENCE!! A world without EXCELLENCE!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!! or would be, theoretically speaking.

*-Purely hypothetical!

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Obamariots! ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"It's The Map* Not The Math"? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

*-that's the general election electoral vote map for those who'd rather not read the link. And, of course, she "
is ahead in the popular vote by 50,000 votes, counting Florida and Michigan which must be counted"!!. As atrios says, "owww! the stupid! it burns".


Iowa's presently undemocratic, formerly wonderful tradition IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Back to Iowa , home to idiotic worldwide! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Subduement IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Friday, May 16, 2008

The Lieberman Way! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

More like this please. Inhaling! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!!
Fathomless self pity! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Tweety Unleashed




Obama, DROPPING OUT! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"I'm out"
Elitist, latte-drinking, prius-driving Steelworkers ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Kingmaker John IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

BEARS!
Monsters inc. INK? NO! NOT EXCELLENT!!
John Edwards! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Closing time, one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


Clap, Smile, Wave, Clap, Point, Smile, Clap Wave, Point at nothing in particular!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Pointing and Smilng!
Dahlia! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Being the Al Sharpton of whiteys IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


update:WEST VIRGINIA MATTERS!!!
Mustn't go that way, mustn't hurt The Precious™.

Monday, May 12, 2008

A Chorus of Fat Ladies, looking for their singing shoes! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Worst. Google ad. Ever. NOT EXCELLENT!!
The other team, moving on, while Monsters Inc. goes fishin' IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!




BEAR!!!
A ginormous network of DFH's IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Ugly Dead-enders ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
A LOT of debt* IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

*possibly reconsidering her support of the bankruptcy bill in light of new events?

Sunday, May 11, 2008

NO THANK YOU. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
-26,000 IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Saturday, May 10, 2008

This is as good of a reason as any to put up another inspiring picture of HRC in a truck. with Easley. Selling produce. Mom's Day! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Friday, May 9, 2008

Obama presumptive nominee. HRC presumptive...person angrily selling delicious fresh locally grown produce out of the back of truck?? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
2.1% on the slate widget IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Ingenius letter writing campaigns involving sassy internet talk show broadcasters and crack squads of intertube netraisers that inspires more superdelegate defections ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!*

*This post created entirely by Kurt. I'm far too lazy to find 3 links/post.
Hooray!! She is a monster! THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Thursday, May 8, 2008

"It's His Party" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Not going quietly! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Loyalty above competence IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

TIME Magazine, really "pretty sure this time", IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Pathos IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Gravel!!
404 error IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
This is what happens when you use your drinking palmares as a qualification. and you lose.
Over? Yeah, but she can't drop out now. Even though she's at 4.2% on slate's widget, 13.4 on intrade's market at 9:30 and Drudge has this:

The Dream™ is dead? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

This is sort of pathetic.

update: This too, though for an entirely different reason. Patheticness*. IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

*-NOT actually a word!!
Knowing no shame IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Monsters, inc.'s "Gamechanger" in North Carolina IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Being a wee bit intoxicated at 3 AM when the phone rings IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
"Knocking balls" out of the hometeam's park "which is America"! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
More detachment from reality IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Google Ads unintentionally topical ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Monday, May 5, 2008

My existence, suddenly futile.
Becoming increasingly separated from reality IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Bill, possibly senile, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Ambinder, saddened by miserabilism's temporary demise IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Exciting new make profitable business opportunity for your immense benefit ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Plotting her fantastic coup d'état IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Latte-sipping Gucci-wearing non-existent GUNS ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
Being Cruella IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


update:Lest I appear to the 7 of you who read this blog to be too snarky as it relates to Sullivan's Dissenter, I think she's right and the email was brilliant. Totally agree.

Hating on all economists everywhere! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
BEARS!!
Being "ordinary folk" IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! For Monsters, Inc.!!!

totally not elite!
Magical thinking IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


Saturday, May 3, 2008

Guam, and it's not matteringness, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


update: ambers is referring to the result as "a tie".

ties are yummy!