BEARS!!

A "cuckoo for cocopuffs" idea IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Sports analogies* that fail. ARE EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

*I'd add that anything that causes the reader to visualize goalposts and by extension their newfound mobility is probably a poorly chosen metaphor for monsters, inc.

The Mother of all campaign faux pas IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

"This is not “excellent news for Hillary Clinton.”!! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

A "Secret Search" for a VP of her own! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Unlikely Endgame? IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

They're not well. The thoroughly unhinged are EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!



update: It appears they lack spell check in addition to prefrontal cortexes.

Poison! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

With the state of Iowa's temporary return to the spotlight on Tuesday, I was reminded of this ad the Obama campaign ran prior to the caucus created from his Jefferson Jackson Dinner speech in November '07. I saw it hundreds of times yet it never grew old. Truly Excellent.

Chief Crazytime Officer Ferraro(ret.) IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Florida, the new Zimbabwe! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Bill, still mad*, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

*mad as in hatter, not mad as in angry though he appears to have both definitions covered well enough.

Being a sociopath IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

update: more sociopathy!! !!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!

Elitist, latte-drinking, prius driving Mineworkers!

Sidney Blumenthal opining, possibly while intoxicated, IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILARY!!!

$31M* down IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!


*perhaps she could add $400 so the bill so the misguided little dude can have his xbox and his bike back!

0.7% on the Deathwatch! IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

Needing 104.17% IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!

update: Monsters needs 105.24% now. !!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!

KENTUCKY!!, I imagine, now is a state that MATTERS!! and they're flag is sort of ironic, considering.